
The most embarrassing part of "Giant heavy head" disease or in fact any vaguely humorous made up illness is where you go to a lab and get prodded by 6 identical scientists for possible "defense" applications. Of course GHHD would be of little use to a soldier useless they wanted to provide "head shot" target practice for the enemy, but those military scientists have to earn a buck somehow!
Now, I've been inside way too long today so I'm going out for a pint and some of that fresh London rain! Fancy one?