
(Put on all black clothing, cut chunks out of beard, dig out army boots, attach red scarves to various parts of body)
"So, er, ya. The theme of "baby" can actually, you know,
symbolise my entire output of the late early part of 2006-8 apart from the three months I spent brainstorming with vast numbers of people about the theme of
intense isolation."
"Right. So how does this piece fit in with that?"
"Well, er, if you had, you know,
read my 30,000 word overview statement of the collection followed by each piece's
individual 100,000 word synopsis followed by the 10 hour
documentary I shot on 35mm black and white film in a language of my own
devising I think you'd find
everything's pretty
clear. Or a least in certain shades of
grey..."
"
Ok, you know what else is pretty clear?"
"I dearly hope you are going to say the infinite possibility of the colour
sub-red and it's attachment to inner city
meta culture?"
"Nope, but I know now exactly where your head is firmly placed."
"Would you like to write my biography? You seem to understand me
completely..."