Memories

Dude, you are amazing! How do you remember ever single tiny detail?

Routine

"Excuse me, does the queue run forwards or backwards?"

"Oh, it runs forwards. I just got bored doing this every day so I thought I'd mess with people."

"Oh, I... er...see."

"Yeah it's much more exciting! I have to guess when the queue's moved on. Did you know it takes them 4 minutes to make a cappuccino?"

"No..."

"So I've been figuring out how many people order each drink on average and then using a probability algorithm I can estimate exactly when I should take a step backwards! It's based on a script I..."

"Did you hear that? I think it was my phone? Excuse me, I..."

"But, don't... wait... I... you... you were supposed to understand... I... love you..."

Detachable House

As Jeff moved again he reflected that his detached property had been a lucky buy all those years ago.

Much better than his luck with women, anyway.

Sail

Whilst sailing his family to Sunday lunch using his trusty umbrella, George wondered on the affect the wind was having on his wife's hair.

"Not to worry", he concluded, "Mummy thinks she's a tramp anyway".

Barbeque Introspection

Owen figured one more beer wouldn't make him explode.

Then he remembered Damon. Poor Damon.

Poof!

George shouldn't have really been that suprised when an Alien appeared from nowhere at the Area 51 Disco. Later, he explained that the creature looked just like a Xenofromatron Gutlesnout, but that he thought they only went out in the Gamatron Sector, hence his suprise.

We all had a jolly good laugh about that. Then we had some tea.