It rained today. I hid in a coffee shop. It was like, empty, but no one was, like, getting coffee to have in.
"No way, dude!"
Yeah, I know! And that was, like, a metaphor or something for like, my life?
"No way!"
Yeah I know! I felt so, like, deep.
"No. Way."
Fact, dude, just plain fact.
"Dude, are you, like, a Prophet?"
No man. I think they're signed to Vagrant...
"Oh."